It's Time to Break the Rules

I'm bad to the bone. Reallly stinkin' bad. Don't believe me? What if I told you I was the first person in the 2nd grade to get detention during week two of school back in 2005?

I bet you're quaking now. Still want to mess with me? That's what I thought.

I'm actually a really good (22-year-old) kid. I eat my Brussels sprouts, I give my mother at least 5 hugs a day, and I bake cookies all the freaking time. I'm the best of the best, baby.

Listen, when I say it's time to break the rules, I'm not saying it's time to do something ~illegal.~ I mean it's time to break these imaginary societal standards that everyone collectively agrees to follow.

It's 2020, so why are we doing things the way they've always been done? If COVID-19 has taught us anything, it's that we need to innovate literally everything we know and reject the status quo.

We've been taught that it's bad to break the rules and get into trouble. I say to heck with that! Why should we listen to the people that put these rules into place, huh? Maybe these people are trying to compensate for their tiny, little...brains.

What did you think I was going to say? I'm not in a saucy mood today, so get your head out of the gutter.

For all the young and old whipper snappers out there, know that it's go time. We're breaking rules. We're causing chaos. We're having fun and looking sexy as hell while doing it.

Oooo I'm feeling saucy now. You got me all riled up.

Let's get into some good trouble. It's time to create our own rules and make a difference.

Cheers to you, fellow change-maker.