Love is in the air this Valentine’s Day…unless you’re like me and think about how you don’t have a sweetie to share the day with and probably never will at this point, then love is dead.
It’s fine, I’ll just be alone for the rest of my life.
Personally, I think I’m a catch. I get good grades, I’m nice to everyone and my hair is downright fabulous. Is it too much to ask for someone to surprise me with an edible arrangement or bouquet of roses once a year? I think NOT.
Let me tell you how my love life has been progressing in college so far:
In my Forestry class yesterday, this kid that sat next to me had a huge bag of Jolly Ranchers and ate one. He then proceeded to ask me if I wanted one. I was so shocked that I said no. Did I miss my chance with him? Should I have gotten down on one knee to propose right then and there? If I would’ve asked for a blue raspberry Jolly, maybe I wouldn’t be alone right now.
Also, I was really digging this kid in another class who used the word “ma’am” when addressing our teacher (which screamed husband material to me). We even worked in a group together, and I really wanted him to make a move, but he didn’t. The other day, I built up all this courage to talk to him, but chickened out. As I was miserably trudging out of class, I saw him kiss a girl waiting for him. Turns out he has a girlfriend. Good for them.
All I’m saying is that it would be nice to have some eye candy this Valentine’s Day.
They say good things come to those who wait, and I’ve been waiting for a Valentine for 19 years now. At this point, I better get an actual prince who courts me and let’s me live in a huge palace with as many edible arrangements as I want.
If no one wants me as their Valentine, it’s their loss. I know how to treat someone right. I would even buy my sweetie all the Valentine’s Day candy they could possibly want, after it goes on clearance!
I’m accepting applications for next year, so feel free to follow me on Twitter and Instagram @karamckenna_ to get a feel for who I am 🙂
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