When I first came to college and heard people talk about Insomnia, I thought they were referring to the sleep disorder. After a few days of deep contemplation on my part, I found out that everyone was talking about cookies, not sleep.
Insomnia Cookies is a business that delivers warm cookies right to your door! I’ve had Insomnia’s cookies at a few school events, but I’ve never had an order delivered straight to my door. I decided it was time to fix that by ordering my first Insomnia Cookies order.
I ordered three chocolate chunk cookies, a deluxe chocolate peanut butter cup cookie, and a brownie a la mode with strawberry ice cream. My expected wait time was around 30 minutes, but it ended up being 10. When the delivery driver called to tell me the cookies were at my dorm, I have never bolted down four flights of steps so fast in my entire life.
When I held the box in my hands, I felt like I was chosen by some high power to devour everything as fast as I could. However, I had to put the freshman 15 on hold to take a few pictures first (you’re welcome). I couldn’t believe how photogenic these cookies were. In the picture below, you can even see the warm chocolate glistening in the light.
Everything tasted phenomenal. The cookies were warm and gooey, and the brownie was soft in the middle with a crisp outer layer. Each mouthful tasted like heaven. My rating is a 10/10, and I would definitely recommend Insomnia to a friend.
Did I eat everything in one night? Yes, and I did it like a true champ. Don’t judge me for eating all of this, I have to enjoy treats now before my metabolism fails me. I also don’t have an Insomnia where I live at home, so I need to take advantage of it now.
If you have an Insomnia Cookies near you, I encourage you to experience the magic they offer. If you are a poor unfortunate soul that does not have an Insomnia location by you, I suggest finding one to give your tastebuds a gift they will never forget.
I will always open for awesomeness.
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